" 12 baj gaya oye " people rushed out from all the three rooms of the flat , "oye darshi happy bday yaar", and than everyone queued up to wish b'day to darshi.Yes it was 11th august 2007 one of our friends had legally aquired the certificate of marrying a girl and eloping away with her without consent of his parents and " it was absolutely right " according to the laws mentioned in our constitution , but ofcourse the girls has to be above 19 otherwise a case of kidnap and ,,,,(leave it , i will not mention this one , vaise bhi aap bhi hindi movies dekhte ho aapko to pata hi hoga) .It was Saurabh priyadarshi's b'day , on this day it seemed whole world was trying to call him up before he had finished with a call there was another one waiting for being recieved by the user(darshi) and the b'day boy looked like osama grabbing attention of each individual....but alas good times do not last for long ....everyone had wished darshi b'day and had silently prayed to god for his well being in future but..behind the silent prayer was a dangerous thought floating across everybodys mind and it was that of celebrating his b'day now those who are unknow to our celebrations let me tell you that we celebrate our friends b'day by holding him up in the air and kicking him on his back, back se thoda neeche , us se thoda aur neeche bas bas jyaada neeche mat jao vahan to thighs aa jati hain, and we do this to tell the b'day boy that fight is not over ,vas he will have lot of difficulties coming his way and they will be as harsh as our kicks and our sole purpose is to make the guy strong so that he can stand against these difficulties and can face them with a courage and determination ....so we all decided to move out of our society .All the guys were there , mritunjay called up he holded darshi's hand, now this guy mritunjay is close to 90kgs and is first one to intiate such kind of entertaining scenarios , i always try to figure out who is her present girlfriend , had almost close to dozen breakups and now has moved on the holy path of saints where he do not believe in commitments take girls as they come and finally always ready to move on with his next desciple(girl).I was a lil upset that day so didnot wanted to hit him hence i went and just holded darshi's hand and finally it seemed as if two well built towers were standing up with the bait hanging up in the air b/w them , and then came the first warrior a close friend of darshi all warmed up Himanshu Agarwal now he is a cool guy who believes in a easy going life and seems to be having all the worldly knowledge to support his wildest of thoughts once i asked him "wats ur hobby" "sleeping and sleeping" he said maine phir poocha "koi aur bhi hogi" himanshu replied " jab pehli hobby khatam ho jaati hai to kuch kha leta hoon aur phir se pehli walli hobby continue kar leta hoon" .Himanshu aaya and he started kicking darshi , his strong legs had a great impact on darshi's back and the first blood was drawn darshi was aching with pain , than came Saumitra , this guy has got long black locks and a very slim body frankly speaking he is around 40 kgs may be less than it now many times so happened that when people saw him they thought he is suffering from some ailment or disease and bestowed on him scads of sympathies and love , his healthy hairs were only inspiration in his life that kept him motivating that one day he can have a good health as his hairs. His kicks hardly made any impact on darshi , infact mere ko laga ki saumitra ko hi zyada lag gayi thi, Mishraji was at his shying best , he as always was not intrested in hitting , he is almost a photocopy of saumitra par much descent he was just happy seeing darshi holding his b... and rubbing his a.. our other warrior himanshu jain , who has built to match with that of dara singh and wit all the desi cuts smiled on seeing darshi's condition even he was not intrested to hit darshi vaise bhi hum nahi chaite the ki himanshu bahi par apne hi dost ka fracture karne ka arop aaye coz one kick of himanshu could have been like a shock wave that enters the body through skin , moves through muscles and finally ruptures few of darshi's bones, it was good that himanshu bhai stayed away from this than suddenly came a sound in the background " teja teja teja teja teja teja teja teja " and appeared our third warrior ashu with wicked smile , he is a gr8 guy and is focussed with a lot of mechanical knowledge that is always helpful with electrical appliances , has a great understanding with his roomie mishraji ( now that a open secret now). He started hitting darshi nonstop 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 ....bus aur nahi count karoonga thak gaya , pata nahi bechare darshi par kya gujri hogi , me n mritunjay could feel the dead weight of darshi , he was in too much pain even to speak , finally pillars went down and darshi was on floor , tired , lost and cursing the day , few juniors stood around gigling under their commander - in - charge praveen kumar and finally i made my mood to hit darshi , i kicked him softly but later i came to know from the guys who were holding darshi that even they felt the shocks and that was confirmed when we found darshi unable to walk straight ,,,,and with that darsh's bday got over...............
Note- We always welcome guys having their bday's its a pleasure to be part of their happiness.....
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